Admiral Theatre

The Admiral Theatre is an all-nude strip club on Chicago's Northwest Side.3940 W. Lawrence, Chicago773-478-82637 p.m. - 6 a.m., seven days a week
Adult boutique open 8 a.m. - 6 a.m., seven days a week
Must be 18 or overSunday - Wednesday, $20
Thursday - Saturday, $25

Table-side dances are $10
T-shirt dances $25
VIP room dances $20
VIP booth dance, 3 songs $75 - 1 hour, $300Kennedy Expressway to Pulaski Road/Irving Park exit. Slight right onto Pulaski. Head north approximately one mile to Lawrence. Right on Lawrence, the Admiral is just east of Pulaski on the north side of the street.

The Admiral Theatre is a very popular all-nude strip club, featuring a large showroom and a "boutique" hawking adult DVDs, sex toys, "marital aids" and more. The Admiral attracts a number of guest performers such as nationally known dancers and adult film stars. Every Wednesday in December the club features "naked pillow fighting", which is exactly what it sounds like. Apparently mud wrestling was too passé (or messy).

Due to Chicago liquor ordinances that prohibit alcohol sales at venues that allow full nudity, the Admiral does not have a bar. This also means that the age requirement to get in is 18, not 21, so some nights can be a little frat boy heavy (i.e., said pillow fight night).

The Admiral Theatre has a "no touch" policy -- expect to see one or more large bouncers at your side if you lay a finger on a dancer.